not to sound full of myself but....

i wonder about people and their need for lies...and unnecessary drama.

i'm also not trying to sound full of myself but.....
i hear things about myself that certainly aren't true
i hear people ADMIT to being jealous of me.....and
people go stark crazy if i don't want to be their friend....
and it makes me think that i really SERIOUSLY must be THE SHIT

the funniest part about all of it is when you know they're lying
when you confront them about something and you can tell by the ridiculous look on their face that they're lying
the high pitched voice and panicky flicker in their eyes
and you just know
you could end the conversation mid-sentence and walk away knowing that they're a liar

the saddest part of it all is that they have nothing better to do
nothing
if you can sit around and think of ridiculous crap to say about me
then yes, you have nothing better to do

i would say keep your snarky comments to yourself
but honestly
i love it
i thrive on it
knowing that there are people who sit around together and make up shit about me makes me feel wonderful about myself